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Owner of Ragin' Cajun Restaurant in Belmar, New Jersey. Author of "Sittin' Bayou Makes Me Hot!"

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Sittin’ Bayou Makes Me Hot!

"Sittin' Bayou Makes Me Hot!" is not only a cookbook with easy and delicious recipes, the stories will make you laugh. As Tracie Orsi Godier will tell you, "Laughter is free, share it."
What better way to have fun and laughter with your best friends then to cook up a delicious meal, have a few glasses of wine to make life a little more enjoyable?

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     Excerpt from “Sittin’ Bayou Makes Me Hot!” (TAO Publishers, $35.00)

“Sittin’ Bayou Makes Me Hot!” is a compilation of recipes and stories from Ragin’ Cajun, a small restaurant in Belmar, New Jersey since 1992.

I was twenty years old when I went to St. Thomas.  I bought a one-way ticket and cried when Christopher left me at the gate.  I didn’t  know anyone down there but I was listening to that song by I can’t remember his name but there’s a line that goes: “We walked along St. Thomas beaches every night…” I thought that would be romantic so I decided to go.

My father once told me that if I ever find myself in a strange place to go find a bartender.  Order a drink of course, but bartenders know all the scoop.  So I do just that and within 2 hours I found a job, a place to live and helped create the now famous frozen drink called The Bushwacker.

I started working at a pretty fancy steak house right on a lagoon.  There were no windows anywhere on the island, everything is wide open.  I loved it because I could see the stars, smell the flowers and hear the tree frogs serenading the breeze.  It was balmy yet cool and I was in love with the world.

Did I say tree frog?

That reminds me.  Oh yeah.   That night.  A nice elderly couple came in.  They order a piña colada and  a strawberry daiquiri as most tourist do when they get to the island.

With umbrellas of course.

In tall, very tall hurricane glasses.

Balancing the very tall very sticky sugary frozen libations, I approach the table only in time to witness the most brilliant-colored tree frog fly through the air and land right in my lady’s hair — white hair, probably just came from the beauty parlor so she would look nice on the plane.

I yell,


Too late.

She’s screaming and squishing the poor guy who’s trying desperately to shimmy his way through her fingers.  She jumps up hysterically with arms flailing.  Her husband jumps up knocking my tray up into the air and down comes

cocolopez pineapplefreeze strawberrydaquiri alloverme ohdeargod I’mamess.


That might have been my first week at work.  I didn’t get into trouble even though the people didn’t stay for dinner.

A few weeks later I’m waiting on a party of ten.  Husband at one end, wife at the other.  Friends in between.  They all order appetizers and steaks and drinks and they’re all laughing it up having a grand ole time.

We clear the appetizer plates and I start bringing out the entrees.  The last plate was something like a 32 oz sirloin or some disgusting amount of  cooked cow.

I put it down in front of the man who’s telling a story.

Before I place the platter, I noticed the bug.

Now there are cockroaches and then there are the cockroaches of the Caribbean.  These guys seem to interact more brazenly with human folk much more than their American brethren.  They also enjoy a plethora of eats and many disgustingly slimy places to live.

This guy was a brute.

The fat-daddy of cockroaches.

He was so big I didn’t know why nobody else noticed him.

I didn’t know what to do so I quickly put the plate down on top of him.

And slid from the table with stealth speed.

I go into the kitchen and tell everyone.  We all look through the kitchen door window, watching our poor unsuspecting man carve away and chew chew chew, and take a sip, and munch a potato and carve and chew and sop up the  extra juices with the last of the bread.

Time to clear the table.  I tell the bus kids but they refuse.

Come on guys!  What am I suppose to do?

I ask the manager. Can l just leave the plate on the table until he leaves?

“No way,” he tells me. “Go clear the plate.”

I stomp my foot in a bit of a tantrum.

No,  a full tantrum.  I thought of quitting.  Just walk right out of here.  I’ll find another job.  I’ll go back to Virginia.

No, I just got here.

I don’t quit.

I clear the table starting from the far end.  When I get to my man, I’m sweating.  My heart like a cartoon is leaping from my chest.  I think I may pass out.  Maybe I should just start flopping around on the floor right next to the guy and he would be distracted.  One of my colleagues ever so kind will remove the plate, the culprit will scurry and I would be off the hook.

No accomplices here.

See if I buy you a drink after work.

My coworkers laugh at me.

Back to plan A.  I walk over as sweet as I can be.  I look my dude directly in the eyes.  I figure if I engage him in conversation I can simply slide the plate off the table.  The Bug will drop to the floor and scoot away undetected.

Well it didn’t go down that way no matter how pure my intention.

“How was everything,” I ask in the sweetest I love my grandpa voice I can muster.

“Fine, fine, everything was great.”

“Great,” I say. “Look at you finishing 32 oz of meat and all your veggies too.”

Look eye, Trace.

Do not look downomigod.

That SOB ran around the side of the plate and is cruising across the table!  Don’t lose  eye contact!  Oh no!  Peripheral vision betray me not!  Of course I look.  Look eye!

Too late.  He saw.

“What was that?” he asks.

“What?  What was what?”

That”  he points as the bug disappears down the side of the white table cloth.

“Oh, just a bug.”

“Just a bug?  Just a bug?  Was that just a bug under my plate this whole time?”

“Yes.” Sniff.  Shift.  My eyes begin to burn, the tears well up like water on a dam spilling nothing over the side.  Yes!  I think I might just pass out now. Everyone in the restaurant is now focused on the scene.

“How did it get there?”  I shrug.  I’m terrified.  Paralyzed with fear.

“You knew that BUG was there the whole time and you  did nothing?”

I can’t respond.

“I’m lucky he didn’t carry my steak away with him!”

That’s it.  I can’t contain the flood.  The tears drop bigger than boulders.  I cry full of lament “I didn’t know what to do.”  I can’t breath.  I turn and  run through the bar and out the door.

After being coaxed back in, I return to the table to offer desserts.  Evidently the guy was super cool and his friends all thought is was extremely funny, particularly his wife, so he wasn’t too upset about it.

I ask if anyone would like some dessert.

His wife grins.

“Do you  have grasshopper pie?”

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